So, you know how after you have kids, you spend countless hours teaching them right from wrong and how to behave and grow into healthy, contributing members of society? And then you take them out in public and in less than 5 seconds they can make you look like a complete asshat or worse?
That happens a lot around here.
My daughter is 5 and she’s having some trouble separating what is real from what is imaginary. And by “having trouble,” I mean she’s a little liar.
I’m kidding, I’m kidding.
I don’t think she means to be naughty; in fact, I’m pretty sure she’s trying to be funny. We’re a jokey bunch, so that’s not surprising. But she doesn’t get jokes yet. At least, not how to tell them.
A knock-knock joke from this kid can last an hour. Then you get to the end and of course it’s not funny, but you laugh…
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